• The better we feel about ourselves, the fewer times we will have to knock somebody down to feel tall.
• Faith is believing in things when common sense tells you not to.
• No man is free who is not a master of himself.
• Accept good advice gracefully - as long as it doesn't interfere with what you intend to do in the first place.
• Never itch for anything you aren't willing to scratch for.
• When preparing to travel, lay out all your clothes and all your money, then take half your clothes and twice your money.
• The average man who is successful is not a genius. He is a man who has merely ordinary qualities, but who had developed those ordinary qualities to a more than ordinary degree.
• God must have loved the common people, because he made so many of them - Abe Lincoln.
• You cant outtalk a man who knows what he is talking about.
• Any issue worth debating is worth avoiding altogether also.
• What will get you promoted on one level will get you killed on another level also.
• The more an item costs the farther you will have to send it for repairs.
• Never do anything you wouldn't be caught doing.
• Machine's should work, people should think.
• Your never learn to swear till you learn to drive.
• A man with one watches knows the time, a man with two watches is never sure.
• A mother takes 20 years to make a man of her boy and a woman makes a fool of him in 20 minutes.
• The only thing achieved without effort is failure. ( we have already heard of old age)
• He is always letting off esteem.
• He doesn't like yes men around him. When he says no he wants them to say NO.
• She's in her early flirters.
• He's suffering from bottle fatigue.
• With him every day is a alcoholiday.
• He never has a hangover, he stays drunk.
• As a guest his shortcoming is his long staying.
• There's no doubt he's trying - in fact he's very trying.
• He's full of sayings that should go without saying.
• He has a diarrhea of words and a constipation of ideas.
• He never opens his mouth unless he has nothing to say.
• He gets offended when others talk while he is interrupting.
• His remarks are always more candied than candid.
• He never forgets a favour - if he did it.
• The less he knows the more stubbornly he knows it.
• The narrower his mind the broader his statements.
• He is always on the fence to avoid giving offences.