Quotes

A nickel will get you on the subway, but garlic will get you a seat."
New York Yiddish Proverb

Once a woman has forgiven a man, she must not reheat his sins for
breakfast. - Marlene Dietrich

The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make
sense. - Tom Clancy

"The only reason why we ask other people how their weekend was is so
we can tell them about our own weekend."~Chuck Palahniuk

"Consequences, shmonsequences! So long as I'm rich!"~Daffy Duck

"Booze, broads, and bullshit. If you got all that, what else do you
need?"~Harry Caray

"Nice set of hooters you got there!...The owls! They're
beautiful!"~Harry Dunne (Jeff Daniels in Dumb and Dumber)

"The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the
bad girls live"~George Carlin

"If music be the food of love, play on; give me excess of it, that,
surfeiting, the appetite may sicken and so die."~William Shakespeare